This book is full of spiders: a novel
From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End c omes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
"Like an episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." ...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." - Washington Post
"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you." -SF Signal
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|Grouping Title||this book is full of spiders|
|Grouping Author||wong david|
|Last Grouping Update||2020-01-22 19:23:50PM|
|Last Indexed||2020-01-23 04:42:21AM|
|author||Wong, David, 1975 January 10-|
|detailed_location_englewood||EPL Compact Disc Recording|
|display_description||As the sequel to John Dies At The End, we find our heroes, David and John, again embroiled in a series of horrifying yet mind-bogglingly ridiculous events caused primarily by their own gross incompetence. The guys find that books and movies about zombies may have triggered a zombie apocalypse, despite a complete lack of zombies in the world. As they race against the clock to protect humanity from its own paranoia, they must ask themselves, who are the real monsters? Actually, that would be the shape-shifting horrors secretly taking over the world behind the scenes that, in the end, make John and Dave kind of wish it had been zombies after all.|
|itype_englewood||Book on CD|
|local_callnumber_englewood||CDISC F WONG, DAVID|
|owning_library_englewood||Englewood Public Library|
|owning_location_englewood||Englewood Public Library|
|series||John dies at the end|
|series_with_volume||John dies at the end||
Quakers -- Fiction
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|title_display||This book is full of spiders : a novel|
|title_full||This book is full of spiders [sound recording] : a novel / David Wong|
|title_short||This book is full of spiders|